At First I Thought It Was Just the Wind. Then I Realized My Neighbors Had a Secret (2 of 2)
My stomach twisted. Anger, disbelief, and a sharp sting of betrayal flooded me all at once. How long had this been going on? I had lived beside these people for years, waved to them at the mailbox, lent them sugar when they ran out. And all the while, they’d been sneaking into my backyard like teenagers breaking curfew.
I wanted to storm out right then and there, but I held back. I needed proof. So I waited, and sure enough, the next night I caught them again. Same routine. Same laughter. Same trespassing.
That’s when I decided they weren’t just going to stop—they were going to learn a lesson.
The following weekend, I set the stage. I adjusted the hot tub timer, made sure the lights would flicker on at just the right moment, and left a Bluetooth speaker hidden nearby. Then I waited.
Like clockwork, they slipped in. I heard the familiar clinking of glass and the hum of the jets. That’s when I hit “play.”
A deep, booming voice filled the backyard: “You are trespassing. This property is under surveillance. Law enforcement has been notified.”
The reaction was instant.
Screams. Splashes. The sound of bodies scrambling out of the water like startled deer. One of them tripped on the steps, another slipped trying to grab a shoe, and within seconds, they were bolting across the yard in dripping swimsuits, leaving behind towels, beers, and what little dignity they had left.
I watched from my darkened window, a mix of fury and satisfaction tightening my chest. The next morning, I found their abandoned things scattered across the patio. I left them neatly piled on their porch with a note: “Hot tubs are for friends, not freeloaders. Don’t let it happen again.”
Since then, not a peep. My hot tub has remained mine, untouched except by me. And while part of me still simmers at their audacity, another part feels strangely at peace. Because sometimes, justice isn’t about yelling or calling the cops. Sometimes, it’s about making sure the people who crossed the line never forget how it felt when the spotlight finally turned on them.